CrossFit: I defeated another (modified) WOD

Well today was brutal, but I finished the WOD in 15:55 (although modified)


10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1

Toes 2 Bar

Box Jump Overs (24/20)
Kettlebell Swings (70/53)


I did v-ups instead of toes to bar and instead of jumping to a 24" box I stepped up and down from it... I'm 307lbs jumping that high just isn't happening. It felt great to finish and I know my shins are going to hate me in the morning (the right one already does) but that's ok. Once I shower and eat, going to numb them a bit with a cold pack and then foam roll before bed, I'll roll again after work tomorrow so they are good to go Friday evening for my next WOD.

 

 

I miss the 80's and 90's...

I miss the late 80's/early 90's. Bicycles. The Craft. Hackers. Movies with awesome puppets. Tank Girl. Rollerblades. Ripping off pay phones. Original jolt. Josts. Noble Romans before they changed the sauce. Roy Rogers Original Recipe fried chicken at Hardee's. MUD's. Totse. BBS.  Venture. Egghead. Builder's Square. Weird Al. Ren & Stimpy. Bazooka Joe. Village Pantry pizza. Dumpster diving. Beepers. McDonald's space station toys. McDonald's food toys that were transformers. Pogs. Marbles. Skip it. Moon shoes. Gak. Floam. Are You Afraid of the Dark. You Can't Do That on Television. Music videos. Beavis & Butthead. Gallagher. Richard Pryor. George Carlin. Mr. Wizard. Bill Nye. Salute Your Shorts. Ghost Writer. Reading Rainbow. Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? Acid wash denim. The Flash tv series (which still holds up well), The Robocop tv series (which still holds up well). Early seasons of Seaquest, the X-files and Sliders. Seasons of the Simpsons where Smithers was black. The original Power Rangers. Cardboard bricks. The original lego castle sets. Nintendo Power. TV Guides. That kids magazine every doctor's office had. Nick News W5. Candy rings. Candy cigarettes. Bozo, Captain Kangaroo, the Big Comfy Couch, the Zelda cartoon, the Gummi Bears cartoon. Duck Tales, Tale Spin, Rescue Rangers. Goosebumps the books and tv series. Saturday morning cartoons.

CrossFit: first hero, "DT"

Well, it's my 4th week (10th time) and we did "DT" today. Mind you, the just stretching gets my heart pounding pretty good...

So DT is supposed to be

Five rounds for time of:
155 pound Deadlift, 12 reps
155 pound Hang power clean, 9 reps
155 pound Push jerk, 6 reps

In honor of USAF SSgt Timothy P. Davis, 28, who was killed on Feburary, 20 2009 supporting operations in OEF when his vehicle was struck by an IED. Timothy is survived by his wife Megan and one-year old son T.J.

 

I managed to do 35# at 25 minutes and change. A hell of a lot better than I thought I'd do and I finished, in fact that's the first WOD I've finished so far, and a hero at that! Not bad Ryan, not bad.

Hands down my best day so far but I'm already feeling it 30 minutes after finishing. Tomorrow should be wonderful, ha! Time for a quick shower and dinner, some tv then hit the rack.

CrossFit and ExOfficio Men's GiveNGo Boxer Brief

So Friday I gave the ExOfficio Men's GiveNGo Boxer Briefs a go... I liked the way they fit a bit better than the Adidas Men's Sport Performance Flex 360 Boxer's but I liked the Adidas fabric a little bit better. Either way they are both quite comfortable for CrossFit and weren't constricting like my normal hanes boxers (and didn't rip).


Aside from that Friday the WOD was:

5 Rounds
Every 2 Minutes Complete
200m Run
Then
AMRAP SA DB Snatch (55/35)
Rest 1 Minute

Score = total reps of DB Snatch

Well, the coach (and I silently) decided I just wasn't up to that yet (hell, the warmup of 5 rounds of: 5 Ring Rows and 1 min hollow rock was enough to leave me miserable) so I just burnt my quads and arms up furiously pedalling, pushing and pulling while everyone else did the WOD... did a few miles and was out of commission for a good 20 minutes after that. It was brutal but I gave it all I could. One day at a time, gotta keep building my heart and lungs up while I drop weight so I can start scaling the WOD every time. I love the folks over at CrossFit 317 I really couldn't do it without the coaches and members motvation.

CrossFit tonight... Ryan sad.

Well, tonight was a disaster for me. The WOD was hand-stand push-ups, pistols, pull-ups. Even scaling I never even made it to pull-ups via rings. I had to do hand-stand push-ups from my knees, at 307lbs even those were very difficult... 5 done in 45 seconds or so. At 307lbs I was doing pistols via a band, went down onto it... not enough resistance "hello floor, butt calling"... so I admit defeat and walk to the coach, he gets a box... box is too low, I can't do it... we stand the box on one end ok I only have to get down 3 inches. In the allotted time for the WOD I managed to do ONE to the box without falling on my other leg or falling onto the box. ONE... even then my shins were screaming at me (and are absurdly tender to the touch now in a 2 inch diameter area... seriously, I've been kicked in the shins without shin-guards in soccer and they weren't this tender). My hands never even touched a ring for a pull up tonight.

Frustrating and humiliating (I don't care what others thought, if I was the only one in the room I still would have been humiliated) don't begin to describe how I felt. I know, I know it'll get easier... I'll lose weight and strengthen/add muscle... that doesn't change the fact I let myself get this heavy and this out of shape. Yeah, the stuff is hard but even SCALED I can barely do it. It's just pathetic. I'll keep going back, not only will I do them scaled but I will do them unassisted but that doesn't change the fact I'm frustrated, sad and just downright disappointed in myself. Tonight was very humbling, but I can't dwell on my failure only look forward to my success in the future.

Now, on to underwear... I wore the Adidas Men's Sport Performance Flex 360 Boxer's tonight and while at first they felt odd and were uncomfortable (I've NEVER won boxer briefs) by the time I drove to the box they actually were feeling great. I wish there was a bit more extra fabric in the crotch but aside from that I'm very very satisfied with them, they survived tonight. Friday I'll give the ExOfficio Men's GiveNGo Boxer Brief a shot as I bought them too. Try out a pair if you are unsatisfied with your current underwear for CrossFit or any other athletic activity.

Fabricating things

As most of you know I bought a 3D printer and 3D scanner. My goal is to add a fabrication division to Genco Research OR spin off a 2nd Genco company. I plan to buy a CNC wood carver, CNC co2 laser and either a mill or legit CNC machine eventually. If I go route 2 I would entertain the idea of starting a company with a partner or two that wants to make things. We could do prototyping, make cool things to sell on Etsy and to con/cosplay crowds etc. If anyone has a legitimate interest (and can contribute financially) I'm interested in discussing forming a 2nd company together. Individuals with exerpience will move to the front of the line as will those with deep pockets, ha!

Dave Asprey the Bulletproof Exec

So some time ago I was attacked in posts. Then last week I had one of my comments (in a thread where someone was ripping apart a blogger that had a poor view on bulletproof coffee making a list of observations like 'find current popular thing, write blog post about thing, make money off ad revenue' to which I replied something like 'claim normal coffee is full of poison, sell magical mycotoxin free cofee beans, make money selling magical mycotoxin free coffee beans' and the using the report abuse freature fan boys began clicking it causing me to be unable to post. I sent an email via the contact form and within an hour or so my viewing and posting priveledges were reinstated.

 

Yesterday morning someone commented in a year old thread where someone had posted about how they were unhappy with certain changes on the forum, a few more posts occured from fanboys in this thread, the thread was quickly closed by moderators "sorry I dropped the ball on this one". I had comments in this thread mentioning Dave Asprey's elitist attitude always rubbing it in peoples face that he earns a lot of money, his wife earns lots of money, he charges CEO clients lots of money to go on retreats with him etc and then turns around and sells expensive products most people can't afford. I mentioned I thought it would be better if he kept in mind the vast majority of people couldn't afford such things. NOTE that reply of mine was posted when the thread was a day or two old, A YEAR AGO. About a half hour after a moderator closed the thread I couldn't view anything agian like last week, so I again created a ticket. Didn't hear a word for about 30 hours, then this email comes in...

 

So, I disagree with one of "Almighty god Dave Asprey" a YEAR ago and get banned yesterday. Seriously dude, get over yourself. You aren't always right, people are allowed to disagree with you. I was quite polite and proper in my reply, the reply was also a year ago. Oh, and did I mention one of your moderators called me a 'retard' and 'whiny' when I was personally attacked on the forum by multiple members earlier this year? Really man, get some help or if you really have no clue what's going on via your own forum... look into it.

 

What CrossFit offers me that gyms do not

In my life I've been active in soccer, baseball, basketball, Taekwondo, Isshin-Ryu, I've trained with a very-very-very fit individual that's in superb shape, I've trained alone, I've trained with airborne. I've trained with machines, traditional free weights, kettlebells, body-weight, home-made weighs, Indian clubs, medicine balls, buckets full of rocks, sandbags etc. I've never found anything I enjoyed, not even for a second. I've never found anything I even felt satisfied or rewarded doing. Then I started CrossFit.

 

Lets face it, I'm fat, I'm lazy, I lack motivation and always have. In the past I've always needed good training partners that would come to the house and MAKE me go train to even get to a gym consistently.

CrossFit gives me a community, people that I challenge myself against and get motivation from both directly & indirectly!

CrossFit is something I actually look forward to... it has a positive environment, there is encouragement from coaches and members, lots of cheering, lots of good fast paced music, weights slamming down, grunting, people giving it their all. It's a contagious atmosphere!

It's also very challenging. I hate not being the best at something and I absolutely hate being the last, when I see a bunch of other people smoking me it causes me to push myself (alone I wouldn't). Last night we were doing strict presses before the WOD and I was done, man there was no way in hell I was getting another press done but... I hadn't done as many as we were supposed to and the coach starts barking out 'COME on Ryan' and I'm like "oh screw you, I got this, I got another one in me and I'll show you!" yeah I didn't have it. I pushed and pushed that bar up from my shoulders and didn't even get it eye level before it came back down. The coach keeps barking out encouragement and then a half dozen of my fellow members join in "Come on, you can do it" "don't stop" "come on push push" and what do you know... it got 2 more strict-presses out of me that I was 100% sure I did not have in me. I racked the bar and everyone focused their attention to a guy doing far far more weight than everyone else and guess what, they squeezed a few more out of him too. That community, that genuine positive encouragement from staff & members, that competing against yourself, that is the kind of stuff that is absolutely priceless to a lazy fat man like me. That alone is worth what my box charges.

Just three short weeks ago I was breathing with difficulty after having simply done warm ups, some high-knees across a room or air-squat side lunges. My first day we did some amraps... I did the first batch of v-ups and then got the wall ball up ONCE and never finished a single v-up or wall ball, yesterday I managed 2 + 7 and would have probably done 3 + ? but I'd experience 2 rips in my underwear and they were fast becoming boa-constrictors around my thighs and bunching up in the back. I'm adapting fast, my resting heart rate is down, I can swiftly walk up a flight of stairs at the movie theater withour breathing hard for 10-15 minutes. Life is great.

CrossFit is the first time in my life where I actually feel like part of something. I'm part of the team, the team is the members of CrossFit317, people that want to succeed and want to see me succeed just as bad. I might be a hair over 300lbs while I write this post but CrossFit is something I love, it's something I'll be sticking with. It's something I look forward to every Monday, Wednesday and Friday... and once I don't feel like a truck hit me on Tuesdays and Thursdays I'll be shooting for 5 days a week. While I HATE country music, Tim McGraw's lyric is exactly how I feel about CrossFit "I like it, I love it, I want more of it"

 

 

For fear of jinxing myself...

I won't say CrossFit was easy tonight. I'll say... CrossFit tonight wasn't too bad. I never once felt like I couldn't breathe. Yes I had to pause every couple of spoken words but a hell of a lot better than past 2 weeks. Wall-balls are still the devil but I made considerable improvements over last time. I did however lose my first pair of boxers to catastrophic blowout (no, I didn't poo myself. I ripped them, not just once but at least two different times) however this thread on reddit just happened to pop up two days before this post and had various advice on underwear. I might buy a pair of these Adidas Men's Sport Performance Flex 360 Boxer's and these ExOfficio Men's GiveNGo Boxer Brief for now and see how they hold up, I suppose I can suffer and wear boxer briefs for 3 hours a week.

Methinks on the morrow my forearms may very we'll be angry at me though... as I'm already feeling fatigue in them. SQUIRE, fetch the alchemist and his oil of magnesium!!!