This is my final journal. My final farewell. So far everything in my life I've had going for me it has found a way to mess up. I loved laura... everyone knows how that one went. I believe I really just was infatuated with her. I love nikki... now she has ran away. No one knows where she is. I've spent all day trying to find her. I say good bye to everyone now. I've lost my dad. I've lost Laura. Now I've lost nikki. Three strikes... I'm out. Good bye everyone. I leave now.
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This is my final journal. My final farewell. So far everything in my life I've had going for me it has found a way to mess up. I loved laura... everyone knows how that one went. I believe I really just was infatuated with her. I love nikki... now she has ran away. No one knows where she is. I've spent all day trying to find her. I say good bye to everyone now. I've lost my dad. I've lost Laura. Now I've lost nikki. Three strikes... I'm out. Good bye everyone. I leave now.
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Ok. I'm gonna go see Final Fantasy today. Devin and I are going. I think brandi is gonna tag along with us. She might have to work though. I hope everyone is enjoying their summers. And anyone who is going to warped tour today I wish you a good time. As everyone knows I had tickets but I gave them to Laura. Oh well... now her and Matt get to go. They'd enjoy it better. Everyone knows how I am when it comes to being around people in public. Anyway. Peace everyone.
Ok. I'm gonna go see Final Fantasy today. Devin and I are going. I think brandi is gonna tag along with us. She might have to work though. I hope everyone is enjoying their summers. And anyone who is going to warped tour today I wish you a good time. As everyone knows I had tickets but I gave them to Laura. Oh well... now her and Matt get to go. They'd enjoy it better. Everyone knows how I am when it comes to being around people in public. Anyway. Peace everyone.
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1. full name: Ryan Carl Mercer
2. born in: Fort Wayne Indiana
3. height: 6'0
4. eyes/hair: brown/brown
5. shoe size: fucked if I know
6. ethnicity: i'm not from earth
7. sign: aries
8. smoke: breathe in and out
9. drink: no I don't like urinade
10. do drugs: drugs are bad ;)
11. shampoo: is better... no conditioner is better
12. conditioner: is better... no shampoo is better
13. toothpaste: any
14. deodorant: curve
15. fave alcoholic drink: root beer
16. fave web page: www.mideralm.org/sternfeld
17. fave tv shows: THE TRIBE
18. fave magazine: Popular Mechanics
19. fave smells: sex is a good smell
20. future daughter's name: Lucretia
21. future son's name: Arawn
22. fave poet: Poe
23. what is on the walls of your room: 2 Edmund Blair Leighton paintings
24. half empty or half full: the glass is broken
25. do you type with your fingers on the right keys: no
26. what's under your bed: I'm afraid to look
27. what is your dream car: 1969 Shelby gt 500 mustang.
28. fave sport to watch: Sports are stupid
29. truth or dare: dare
30. wwf or wcw: none
31. ocean or pool: ocean
32. cake or pie: cake
33. sean, shawn, or shaun: none fool
34. gum - spit or swallow: spit
35. love or lust: love
36. wal-mart, kmart, target: S-mart
37. read or write: write
38. lay on the beach or play in the sand: play in the sand
39. bagel or doughnut: doughnut
40. chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
41. wild or mild: wild
42. croutons or bacon bits: bacos bits
43. sits in the stands or plays the game: stands
44. ice cream or frozen yogurt: ice cream
45. tea or coffee: coffee
46. read the book or see the movie: book then movie
47. french toast or pancakes: pancakes
48. silver or gold: white gold
49. crab or lobster: lobster
50.cassettes or cds: records
51. opening envelopes - knife or tear it: tear it
52. smell or taste: white castle food smell trapped in your car
53. coke or pepsi: pepsi
54. care bears or rainbow brite: care bears
55. frogs or toads: frogs
56. tootsie pop or blow pop: blow
57. broom or mop: mop
58. dogs or cats: dogs
59. boxers or briefs: boxers
60. ru paul or dennis rodman: ru paul is the shit
61. leather or vinyl: a combination of both
62. m&m's or smarties: m&m's
63. french poodle, french fries, french kiss: french kiss
64. taco or burrito: taco
65. cell phone or pay phone: pay phone with a red box
66. star wars or star trek: star wars
67. nacho cheese or cool ranch: nacho cheese
68. snapple or fruitopia: neither fruit shit sucks
69. pen or pencil: pen
70. sunrise or sunset: sunset
71. crushed or cubed: crushed
72. apple or orange: neither
73. cheerios or corn flakes: cheerios
74. sprite or 7 up: neither
75. ribbed or plain: ribbed ;)
76. dry or lubricated: dry
77. early bird or night owl: I don't sleep ok
78. hug or kiss: both
79. showers or baths: say what?
80. have you ever gone skinny dipping: does it count if your wearing a dog
81. do you have any piercings/tattoos: yeah... dumbass questionaire
82. you wear glasses: no... I just glue them to me
83. do you read tabloids: hey... that is the REAL news
84, do you wear a hat: yeah
85. do you know all the words to the national anthem: yeah... Fuck off everyone.. them the words
86. do you wear jewelry: yeah
87. do you paint your nails: toe nails... during school year... to fuck with people
88. do you consider yourself a good listener: yeah
89. do you sing in the shower: ¿whats a shower?
90. do you talk to your pet: yeah... she talks back
91. do you talk to yourself: yeah... they talk back
92. do you talk in your sleep: no
93. do you snore: I don't sleep
94. do you lick envelopes or use a sponge: lick... I wann die like on Seinfeld
95. do you shave your legs: no I'm not eric
96. pits: I was born in a pile of shit
97. what is in your sock drawer: I dunno...
98. what scares you: my ass
99. what color is your toothbrush: many...
100. what is your worst injury ever: um... I was shot... and I died... but I'm here again
101. do you believe in love at first sight: no... it takes me two looks to fully check someone out... the front... then the back. so love at second sight
102. have you ever been in love: evol... anyone every notice that... close to evil
103. fave place to be: bob-o's bathroom
104. what is the best feeling in the world: the feeling right after you total a 6000$ car
105. say my name bitch: No you say my name bitch
2. born in: Fort Wayne Indiana
3. height: 6'0
4. eyes/hair: brown/brown
5. shoe size: fucked if I know
6. ethnicity: i'm not from earth
7. sign: aries
8. smoke: breathe in and out
9. drink: no I don't like urinade
10. do drugs: drugs are bad ;)
11. shampoo: is better... no conditioner is better
12. conditioner: is better... no shampoo is better
13. toothpaste: any
14. deodorant: curve
15. fave alcoholic drink: root beer
16. fave web page: www.mideralm.org/sternfeld
17. fave tv shows: THE TRIBE
18. fave magazine: Popular Mechanics
19. fave smells: sex is a good smell
20. future daughter's name: Lucretia
21. future son's name: Arawn
22. fave poet: Poe
23. what is on the walls of your room: 2 Edmund Blair Leighton paintings
24. half empty or half full: the glass is broken
25. do you type with your fingers on the right keys: no
26. what's under your bed: I'm afraid to look
27. what is your dream car: 1969 Shelby gt 500 mustang.
28. fave sport to watch: Sports are stupid
29. truth or dare: dare
30. wwf or wcw: none
31. ocean or pool: ocean
32. cake or pie: cake
33. sean, shawn, or shaun: none fool
34. gum - spit or swallow: spit
35. love or lust: love
36. wal-mart, kmart, target: S-mart
37. read or write: write
38. lay on the beach or play in the sand: play in the sand
39. bagel or doughnut: doughnut
40. chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
41. wild or mild: wild
42. croutons or bacon bits: bacos bits
43. sits in the stands or plays the game: stands
44. ice cream or frozen yogurt: ice cream
45. tea or coffee: coffee
46. read the book or see the movie: book then movie
47. french toast or pancakes: pancakes
48. silver or gold: white gold
49. crab or lobster: lobster
50.cassettes or cds: records
51. opening envelopes - knife or tear it: tear it
52. smell or taste: white castle food smell trapped in your car
53. coke or pepsi: pepsi
54. care bears or rainbow brite: care bears
55. frogs or toads: frogs
56. tootsie pop or blow pop: blow
57. broom or mop: mop
58. dogs or cats: dogs
59. boxers or briefs: boxers
60. ru paul or dennis rodman: ru paul is the shit
61. leather or vinyl: a combination of both
62. m&m's or smarties: m&m's
63. french poodle, french fries, french kiss: french kiss
64. taco or burrito: taco
65. cell phone or pay phone: pay phone with a red box
66. star wars or star trek: star wars
67. nacho cheese or cool ranch: nacho cheese
68. snapple or fruitopia: neither fruit shit sucks
69. pen or pencil: pen
70. sunrise or sunset: sunset
71. crushed or cubed: crushed
72. apple or orange: neither
73. cheerios or corn flakes: cheerios
74. sprite or 7 up: neither
75. ribbed or plain: ribbed ;)
76. dry or lubricated: dry
77. early bird or night owl: I don't sleep ok
78. hug or kiss: both
79. showers or baths: say what?
80. have you ever gone skinny dipping: does it count if your wearing a dog
81. do you have any piercings/tattoos: yeah... dumbass questionaire
82. you wear glasses: no... I just glue them to me
83. do you read tabloids: hey... that is the REAL news
84, do you wear a hat: yeah
85. do you know all the words to the national anthem: yeah... Fuck off everyone.. them the words
86. do you wear jewelry: yeah
87. do you paint your nails: toe nails... during school year... to fuck with people
88. do you consider yourself a good listener: yeah
89. do you sing in the shower: ¿whats a shower?
90. do you talk to your pet: yeah... she talks back
91. do you talk to yourself: yeah... they talk back
92. do you talk in your sleep: no
93. do you snore: I don't sleep
94. do you lick envelopes or use a sponge: lick... I wann die like on Seinfeld
95. do you shave your legs: no I'm not eric
96. pits: I was born in a pile of shit
97. what is in your sock drawer: I dunno...
98. what scares you: my ass
99. what color is your toothbrush: many...
100. what is your worst injury ever: um... I was shot... and I died... but I'm here again
101. do you believe in love at first sight: no... it takes me two looks to fully check someone out... the front... then the back. so love at second sight
102. have you ever been in love: evol... anyone every notice that... close to evil
103. fave place to be: bob-o's bathroom
104. what is the best feeling in the world: the feeling right after you total a 6000$ car
105. say my name bitch: No you say my name bitch
1. full name: Ryan Carl Mercer
2. born in: Fort Wayne Indiana
3. height: 6'0
4. eyes/hair: brown/brown
5. shoe size: fucked if I know
6. ethnicity: i'm not from earth
7. sign: aries
8. smoke: breathe in and out
9. drink: no I don't like urinade
10. do drugs: drugs are bad ;)
11. shampoo: is better... no conditioner is better
12. conditioner: is better... no shampoo is better
13. toothpaste: any
14. deodorant: curve
15. fave alcoholic drink: root beer
16. fave web page: www.mideralm.org/sternfeld
17. fave tv shows: THE TRIBE
18. fave magazine: Popular Mechanics
19. fave smells: sex is a good smell
20. future daughter's name: Lucretia
21. future son's name: Arawn
22. fave poet: Poe
23. what is on the walls of your room: 2 Edmund Blair Leighton paintings
24. half empty or half full: the glass is broken
25. do you type with your fingers on the right keys: no
26. what's under your bed: I'm afraid to look
27. what is your dream car: 1969 Shelby gt 500 mustang.
28. fave sport to watch: Sports are stupid
29. truth or dare: dare
30. wwf or wcw: none
31. ocean or pool: ocean
32. cake or pie: cake
33. sean, shawn, or shaun: none fool
34. gum - spit or swallow: spit
35. love or lust: love
36. wal-mart, kmart, target: S-mart
37. read or write: write
38. lay on the beach or play in the sand: play in the sand
39. bagel or doughnut: doughnut
40. chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
41. wild or mild: wild
42. croutons or bacon bits: bacos bits
43. sits in the stands or plays the game: stands
44. ice cream or frozen yogurt: ice cream
45. tea or coffee: coffee
46. read the book or see the movie: book then movie
47. french toast or pancakes: pancakes
48. silver or gold: white gold
49. crab or lobster: lobster
50.cassettes or cds: records
51. opening envelopes - knife or tear it: tear it
52. smell or taste: white castle food smell trapped in your car
53. coke or pepsi: pepsi
54. care bears or rainbow brite: care bears
55. frogs or toads: frogs
56. tootsie pop or blow pop: blow
57. broom or mop: mop
58. dogs or cats: dogs
59. boxers or briefs: boxers
60. ru paul or dennis rodman: ru paul is the shit
61. leather or vinyl: a combination of both
62. m&m's or smarties: m&m's
63. french poodle, french fries, french kiss: french kiss
64. taco or burrito: taco
65. cell phone or pay phone: pay phone with a red box
66. star wars or star trek: star wars
67. nacho cheese or cool ranch: nacho cheese
68. snapple or fruitopia: neither fruit shit sucks
69. pen or pencil: pen
70. sunrise or sunset: sunset
71. crushed or cubed: crushed
72. apple or orange: neither
73. cheerios or corn flakes: cheerios
74. sprite or 7 up: neither
75. ribbed or plain: ribbed ;)
76. dry or lubricated: dry
77. early bird or night owl: I don't sleep ok
78. hug or kiss: both
79. showers or baths: say what?
80. have you ever gone skinny dipping: does it count if your wearing a dog
81. do you have any piercings/tattoos: yeah... dumbass questionaire
82. you wear glasses: no... I just glue them to me
83. do you read tabloids: hey... that is the REAL news
84, do you wear a hat: yeah
85. do you know all the words to the national anthem: yeah... Fuck off everyone.. them the words
86. do you wear jewelry: yeah
87. do you paint your nails: toe nails... during school year... to fuck with people
88. do you consider yourself a good listener: yeah
89. do you sing in the shower: ¿whats a shower?
90. do you talk to your pet: yeah... she talks back
91. do you talk to yourself: yeah... they talk back
92. do you talk in your sleep: no
93. do you snore: I don't sleep
94. do you lick envelopes or use a sponge: lick... I wann die like on Seinfeld
95. do you shave your legs: no I'm not eric
96. pits: I was born in a pile of shit
97. what is in your sock drawer: I dunno...
98. what scares you: my ass
99. what color is your toothbrush: many...
100. what is your worst injury ever: um... I was shot... and I died... but I'm here again
101. do you believe in love at first sight: no... it takes me two looks to fully check someone out... the front... then the back. so love at second sight
102. have you ever been in love: evol... anyone every notice that... close to evil
103. fave place to be: bob-o's bathroom
104. what is the best feeling in the world: the feeling right after you total a 6000$ car
105. say my name bitch: No you say my name bitch
2. born in: Fort Wayne Indiana
3. height: 6'0
4. eyes/hair: brown/brown
5. shoe size: fucked if I know
6. ethnicity: i'm not from earth
7. sign: aries
8. smoke: breathe in and out
9. drink: no I don't like urinade
10. do drugs: drugs are bad ;)
11. shampoo: is better... no conditioner is better
12. conditioner: is better... no shampoo is better
13. toothpaste: any
14. deodorant: curve
15. fave alcoholic drink: root beer
16. fave web page: www.mideralm.org/sternfeld
17. fave tv shows: THE TRIBE
18. fave magazine: Popular Mechanics
19. fave smells: sex is a good smell
20. future daughter's name: Lucretia
21. future son's name: Arawn
22. fave poet: Poe
23. what is on the walls of your room: 2 Edmund Blair Leighton paintings
24. half empty or half full: the glass is broken
25. do you type with your fingers on the right keys: no
26. what's under your bed: I'm afraid to look
27. what is your dream car: 1969 Shelby gt 500 mustang.
28. fave sport to watch: Sports are stupid
29. truth or dare: dare
30. wwf or wcw: none
31. ocean or pool: ocean
32. cake or pie: cake
33. sean, shawn, or shaun: none fool
34. gum - spit or swallow: spit
35. love or lust: love
36. wal-mart, kmart, target: S-mart
37. read or write: write
38. lay on the beach or play in the sand: play in the sand
39. bagel or doughnut: doughnut
40. chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
41. wild or mild: wild
42. croutons or bacon bits: bacos bits
43. sits in the stands or plays the game: stands
44. ice cream or frozen yogurt: ice cream
45. tea or coffee: coffee
46. read the book or see the movie: book then movie
47. french toast or pancakes: pancakes
48. silver or gold: white gold
49. crab or lobster: lobster
50.cassettes or cds: records
51. opening envelopes - knife or tear it: tear it
52. smell or taste: white castle food smell trapped in your car
53. coke or pepsi: pepsi
54. care bears or rainbow brite: care bears
55. frogs or toads: frogs
56. tootsie pop or blow pop: blow
57. broom or mop: mop
58. dogs or cats: dogs
59. boxers or briefs: boxers
60. ru paul or dennis rodman: ru paul is the shit
61. leather or vinyl: a combination of both
62. m&m's or smarties: m&m's
63. french poodle, french fries, french kiss: french kiss
64. taco or burrito: taco
65. cell phone or pay phone: pay phone with a red box
66. star wars or star trek: star wars
67. nacho cheese or cool ranch: nacho cheese
68. snapple or fruitopia: neither fruit shit sucks
69. pen or pencil: pen
70. sunrise or sunset: sunset
71. crushed or cubed: crushed
72. apple or orange: neither
73. cheerios or corn flakes: cheerios
74. sprite or 7 up: neither
75. ribbed or plain: ribbed ;)
76. dry or lubricated: dry
77. early bird or night owl: I don't sleep ok
78. hug or kiss: both
79. showers or baths: say what?
80. have you ever gone skinny dipping: does it count if your wearing a dog
81. do you have any piercings/tattoos: yeah... dumbass questionaire
82. you wear glasses: no... I just glue them to me
83. do you read tabloids: hey... that is the REAL news
84, do you wear a hat: yeah
85. do you know all the words to the national anthem: yeah... Fuck off everyone.. them the words
86. do you wear jewelry: yeah
87. do you paint your nails: toe nails... during school year... to fuck with people
88. do you consider yourself a good listener: yeah
89. do you sing in the shower: ¿whats a shower?
90. do you talk to your pet: yeah... she talks back
91. do you talk to yourself: yeah... they talk back
92. do you talk in your sleep: no
93. do you snore: I don't sleep
94. do you lick envelopes or use a sponge: lick... I wann die like on Seinfeld
95. do you shave your legs: no I'm not eric
96. pits: I was born in a pile of shit
97. what is in your sock drawer: I dunno...
98. what scares you: my ass
99. what color is your toothbrush: many...
100. what is your worst injury ever: um... I was shot... and I died... but I'm here again
101. do you believe in love at first sight: no... it takes me two looks to fully check someone out... the front... then the back. so love at second sight
102. have you ever been in love: evol... anyone every notice that... close to evil
103. fave place to be: bob-o's bathroom
104. what is the best feeling in the world: the feeling right after you total a 6000$ car
105. say my name bitch: No you say my name bitch
Ok... my cable modem works... go me... Um... yeah... downloaded lots a porn... cause its closest I can get ;)... Its cleaner anyway... only one person to clean up aftewards... maybe ya know... the ceiling... or monitor... or keyboard... but those are all easy... Don't bitch about what I just said... its my journal... not yours.
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Ok... my cable modem works... go me... Um... yeah... downloaded lots a porn... cause its closest I can get ;)... Its cleaner anyway... only one person to clean up aftewards... maybe ya know... the ceiling... or monitor... or keyboard... but those are all easy... Don't bitch about what I just said... its my journal... not yours.
I'm getting cable modem tomorrow. I'm happy. Go me... I'm very confused right now about what I should do about nikki and stuff... anyone that knows whats goin on please gimme some advice
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I'm getting cable modem tomorrow. I'm happy. Go me... I'm very confused right now about what I should do about nikki and stuff... anyone that knows whats goin on please gimme some advice
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This is fucking funny....
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\uc1\pard\sb100\sa100\f0\fs24 21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM! 1 EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. 2 SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. 3 CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. 4 TIMID: Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. 5 INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink. 6 CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor. 7 WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. 8 FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. 9 ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. 10 CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. 11 SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed. 12 PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand. 13 DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants. 14 TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it. 15 EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both. 16 FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe. 17 LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns. 18 DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants. 19 DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away. 20 CONCEITED: Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat. 21 RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall
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\uc1\pard\sb100\sa100\f0\fs24 21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM! 1 EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. 2 SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. 3 CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. 4 TIMID: Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. 5 INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink. 6 CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor. 7 WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. 8 FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. 9 ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. 10 CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. 11 SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed. 12 PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand. 13 DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants. 14 TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it. 15 EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both. 16 FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe. 17 LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns. 18 DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants. 19 DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away. 20 CONCEITED: Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat. 21 RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall
This is fucking funny....
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\uc1\pard\sb100\sa100\f0\fs24 21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM! 1 EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. 2 SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. 3 CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. 4 TIMID: Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. 5 INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink. 6 CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor. 7 WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. 8 FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. 9 ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. 10 CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. 11 SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed. 12 PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand. 13 DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants. 14 TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it. 15 EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both. 16 FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe. 17 LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns. 18 DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants. 19 DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away. 20 CONCEITED: Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat. 21 RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall
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\uc1\pard\sb100\sa100\f0\fs24 21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM! 1 EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. 2 SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. 3 CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. 4 TIMID: Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. 5 INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink. 6 CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor. 7 WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. 8 FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. 9 ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. 10 CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. 11 SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed. 12 PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand. 13 DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants. 14 TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it. 15 EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both. 16 FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe. 17 LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns. 18 DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants. 19 DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away. 20 CONCEITED: Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat. 21 RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall
This is my letter to the world...
I do not love, I only hurt
I hurt and I cry
I smile yet it means nothing
An emptiness binds my heart
A darkness for which no light can banish
My only dream is nothing
I can not escape this plague, this existance
Not even in my mind is there a safe haven
At night I close my eyes and wish
Wish for that which I cannot have
My heart cried for an end
To enter the emptiness of my dreams
And to never awaken in this mortal world again
If only I had the means
Yet fear fills me at the thought
I want of nothing more than peace
Peace and rest from my hell
From my life and from myself.
I do not love, I only hurt
I hurt and I cry
I smile yet it means nothing
An emptiness binds my heart
A darkness for which no light can banish
My only dream is nothing
I can not escape this plague, this existance
Not even in my mind is there a safe haven
At night I close my eyes and wish
Wish for that which I cannot have
My heart cried for an end
To enter the emptiness of my dreams
And to never awaken in this mortal world again
If only I had the means
Yet fear fills me at the thought
I want of nothing more than peace
Peace and rest from my hell
From my life and from myself.
(no subject)
This is my letter to the world...
I do not love, I only hurt
I hurt and I cry
I smile yet it means nothing
An emptiness binds my heart
A darkness for which no light can banish
My only dream is nothing
I can not escape this plague, this existance
Not even in my mind is there a safe haven
At night I close my eyes and wish
Wish for that which I cannot have
My heart cried for an end
To enter the emptiness of my dreams
And to never awaken in this mortal world again
If only I had the means
Yet fear fills me at the thought
I want of nothing more than peace
Peace and rest from my hell
From my life and from myself.
I do not love, I only hurt
I hurt and I cry
I smile yet it means nothing
An emptiness binds my heart
A darkness for which no light can banish
My only dream is nothing
I can not escape this plague, this existance
Not even in my mind is there a safe haven
At night I close my eyes and wish
Wish for that which I cannot have
My heart cried for an end
To enter the emptiness of my dreams
And to never awaken in this mortal world again
If only I had the means
Yet fear fills me at the thought
I want of nothing more than peace
Peace and rest from my hell
From my life and from myself.
Into the dark I do wander,
The thought of death I do ponder.
In my sight there is a victim,
Closer and closer I do advance to him.
Upon him my eyes are fixed,
Yet, inside of me feelings are mixed.
Shall his blood be spilled?
Will my task be fulfilled?
A sudden move I do make,
A false step I do take.
Startled, he does turn to see,
His eyes do fall upon me.
I must act, there's no time to think,
Upon the dirt does appear a pattern drawn in red ink.
In that pattern I do see,
The eternal hell intended for me.
The thought of death I do ponder.
In my sight there is a victim,
Closer and closer I do advance to him.
Upon him my eyes are fixed,
Yet, inside of me feelings are mixed.
Shall his blood be spilled?
Will my task be fulfilled?
A sudden move I do make,
A false step I do take.
Startled, he does turn to see,
His eyes do fall upon me.
I must act, there's no time to think,
Upon the dirt does appear a pattern drawn in red ink.
In that pattern I do see,
The eternal hell intended for me.
(no subject)
Into the dark I do wander,
The thought of death I do ponder.
In my sight there is a victim,
Closer and closer I do advance to him.
Upon him my eyes are fixed,
Yet, inside of me feelings are mixed.
Shall his blood be spilled?
Will my task be fulfilled?
A sudden move I do make,
A false step I do take.
Startled, he does turn to see,
His eyes do fall upon me.
I must act, there's no time to think,
Upon the dirt does appear a pattern drawn in red ink.
In that pattern I do see,
The eternal hell intended for me.
The thought of death I do ponder.
In my sight there is a victim,
Closer and closer I do advance to him.
Upon him my eyes are fixed,
Yet, inside of me feelings are mixed.
Shall his blood be spilled?
Will my task be fulfilled?
A sudden move I do make,
A false step I do take.
Startled, he does turn to see,
His eyes do fall upon me.
I must act, there's no time to think,
Upon the dirt does appear a pattern drawn in red ink.
In that pattern I do see,
The eternal hell intended for me.
Ok. Tonight sucked for the most part. The most part being where I had to fucking walk around the 4-h fair in sandles and shorts. I have more mud on me than mud restlers. Also the part where I spent like 7 dollars to get some damned stuffed animal so I could fucking have more trash in my car. I do believe no one cares about me. Don't ask why. It's because the way EVERYONE treats me.
(no subject)
Ok. Tonight sucked for the most part. The most part being where I had to fucking walk around the 4-h fair in sandles and shorts. I have more mud on me than mud restlers. Also the part where I spent like 7 dollars to get some damned stuffed animal so I could fucking have more trash in my car. I do believe no one cares about me. Don't ask why. It's because the way EVERYONE treats me.
(no subject)
Hello!!! I came home early. I came home early because of storms rolling in. Mom was bitching and I wanted to see Nikki early and suprise her so I told mom we could leave. She was all happy. So tomorrow i'm gonna go suprise nikki. I miss everyoen!!!
Hello!!! I came home early. I came home early because of storms rolling in. Mom was bitching and I wanted to see Nikki early and suprise her so I told mom we could leave. She was all happy. So tomorrow i'm gonna go suprise nikki. I miss everyoen!!!