Hacking your health: treating parasites

So I've been reading about parasites in humans, and being weird I've decided I'm going to try some of the natural remedies for them to see if anything comes out noticeable in my stool.

There are many alleged symptoms of parasite infections, the following apply to me to varying degrees (mind you lots of things could apply to these symptoms).

Rectal itching, especially at night
More than one vaginal yeast infection
Sores on the mouth or lips or white spots inside mouth
Constant tiredness
Difficulty sleeping and waking up
Toe fungus or athletes foot
Bloating and gas
Allergies
Food cravings, especially for sweet or starchy foods
History of antibiotic use
History of steroid use including inhalant or asthma medication
Floaters or spots in the eyes
Muscle or joint aches
Constipation or diarrhea
Use of fluoride or consumption of fluoridated water
History of high sugar/carbohydrate consumption

That being said, the following are some common alleged treatment methods for them:

Diatomaceous Earth - Diatomaceous earth is basically fossilized diatoms, they are essentially microscopic fossilized plankton with jagged edges that are used as a very effective insect killer (they work into the exoskeletons of insects causing them to dehydrate and die, I've regularly used the stuff against ants, all they have to do is walk across a line of it and game over man) and many farmers swear by the stuff for ridding their livestock of worms. The claim is they work similar on parasites in your digestive tract while not damaging your insides. Ok great, let's try it. BUT you can't just get any DE, you want one that is food grade, YOU DO NOT WANT THE POOL FILTER STUFF. For Food graid I found  Nature's Wisdom Food Grade Diatomaceous Earth 1 lb (they have larger quantities but I opted for 1lb to start). It's a lot cheaper to buy 3lbs or more.

 

Black Walnut Hulls - These come from the... you guessed it, the black walnut tree (juglans nigra). Allegedly black walnut hull kills adults and developmental stages of at least 100 parasites. I opted for Now Foods Fresh Green Black Walnut Wormwood Complex, 2-Ounce which contains BWH/W/C

 

Wormwood -  This comes from the Artemisia shrub (artemisia absinthium) . Allegedly wormwood  kills adults and developmental stages of at least 100 parasites. I opted for Now Foods Fresh Green Black Walnut Wormwood Complex, 2-Ounce which contains BWH/W/C

 

Cloves - Common cloves come from the... you guessed it, the clove tree (syzygium aromaticum) and are unopened flower buds. Cloves Allegedly cloves kill the eggs. I opted for Now Foods Fresh Green Black Walnut Wormwood Complex, 2-Ounce which contains BWH/W/C

 

Garlic - Garlic (allium sativa) is allegedly effective against roundworm, Giardia lamblia, Trypanosoma, Plasmodium, and Leishmania. A lot of people seem to prefer eating raw cloves but meh, that's not for me, I am not Andy Dick. I opted for Source Naturals Garlic Oil 500mg, 250 Softgels

 

As far as a protocol, this is what I'm doing:

Diatomaceous Earth = 2 heaping tablespoons twice a day.

Black Walnut/Wormwood/Clove = 1.6 ML a day (2 droppers full, 1 in the morning, 1 before bed).

Garlic = 4 capsules morning, 4 capsules evening with dinner.

 

Within a few days I noticed wispy candidas-like strands attached to my stool, a week in I've noticed a good deal more flatulence. I did notice ater 3 days in one bit of stool something that looked like a rice kernel... I don't eat rice but that doesn't mean it was a parasite either.

I've not noticed any x-files worth specimens like

or

yet though hahaha, hopefully I don't either.

Thanksgiving Weekend Gun & Knife Show - Indianapolis

Tri-State Gun & Knife show.
Stout Field
3912 W.Minnesota
Corner of Holt Road and Minnesota Street, Indianapolis, IN.

(210 - 8ft tables - Rent:
$45ea.)

Times:
FRI November 29 - 12 noon - 6p.m.
SAT November 30 - 8:00 a.m. - 5 p.m.
SUN December - 9:00 a.m. - 3 p.m.

admission: $6

Stout Field National Guard Armory, Indianapolis, IN
Exit 77 off I-70 (corner of Holt & Minnesota St)

Admission: $6.00
(kids under 12 are free)
FREE PARKING * FREE COFFEE AT ALL SHOWS

KAREN ALLMAN
P.O. Box 536
Seymour, IN 47274

1-812-521-9367

An update

So I haven't done much posting lately, I haven't done a This Week in Space in ages. Let's see, what's new with Ryan Mercer not much. I found a new (to me) church this summer, Traders Point Christian Church and I love it. I'm there 2-3x a week for various things and have recently gone through the membership process. Other than that just busy working my day job, running my LLC that currently just runs one website where people can buy peptides and looking for other things to do with my LLC (I want to get a 3D printer hopefully by end of first quarter next year and an ID printer as well to do fan/cosplay prop ID's for sale on Etsy) and that's really about it.

 

 

If I Didn’t Have You (Bernadette’s Song)

 I love this song, it was on the Big Bang Theory on episode "The Romance Resonance" in season 7 on October 24th, 2013. I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS SONG

 

If I didn’t have you
Life would be blue
I’d be Dr. Who without the Tardis
A candle without a wick
A Watson without a Crick
I’d be one of my outfits without a Dick-ie
I’d be cheese without the mac
Jobs without the Wozniak
I’d be solving exponential equations that use bases not
found on your calculator making it much harder to crack
I’d be an atom without a bomb
A dot without the com
And I’d probably still live with my mom

And he’d probably still live with his mom

Ever since I met you
You turned my world around
You supported all my dreams and all my hopes
You’re like Uranium 235 and I’m Uranium 238
Almost inseparable isotopes

I couldn’t have imagined
How good my life would get
From the moment that I met you, Bernadette

If I didn’t have you
Life would be dreary
I’d be string theory without any string
I’d be binary code without a one
A cathode-ray tube without an electron gun
I’d be “Firefly,” “Buffy” and “Avengers” without Joss Whedon
I’d speak a lot more Klingon Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam

And he’d definitely still live with his mom

Ever since I met you
You turned my world around
You’re my best friend and my lover
We’re like changing electric and magnetic fields
You can’t have one without the other

I couldn’t have imagined
How good my life would get
From the moment that I met you, Bernadette

Oh, we couldn’t have imagined
How good our lives would get
From the moment that we met you, Bernadette