This is bullshit.

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This is bullshit... mom is making me take a bunch of nightschool classes... I need 2... she's making me take 5... so I can be considered a full time student so she can keep getting social security checks... its fucking bullshit... so now I'm gonna be working 40 hours a week... going to school for 20... this gives me about 45 hours of free time a week for myself after sleeping and stuff... this is gay.

heh

in
A lady was walking downtown and stopped at a shoe shine stand. She had a skirt on and no panties. She sat on the shoe shine stand and the shoe shine boy knelt to start plishing. He looked straight forward and after a while couldn't hold it in and said "I'd love to eat that full of ice cream" the lady slapped the boy and went home to her husband. She said what happened and told him to go whip the boy. the husband said "1st, you had no business downtown, 2nd he might beat me up, 3rd no one could eat that much ice cream"

I'm glad I didn't...

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I'm glad I didn't see A Walk To Remember in theaters. It was a great movie... but it caused me to break down and start crying. Maybe thats because it's getting close to dad's anniversary. I think though, it was partially that and partially the fact that in these 18 years... I have yet to find someone... that I was even slightly happy with in a relationship... *sighs* Oh well.