A lady was walking downtown and stopped at a shoe shine stand. She had a skirt on and no panties. She sat on the shoe shine stand and the shoe shine boy knelt to start plishing. He looked straight forward and after a while couldn't hold it in and said "I'd love to eat that full of ice cream" the lady slapped the boy and went home to her husband. She said what happened and told him to go whip the boy. the husband said "1st, you had no business downtown, 2nd he might beat me up, 3rd no one could eat that much ice cream"