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The Cat In The Hat... on aging.
"I can not see
I can not pee
I can not chew
I can not screw
Oh my god, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing Stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad - can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble popping
The Golden years
have come at last
The Golden Years
can kiss my ass"