So a couple of months ago one of the former members of a U.S. government time travel and teleportation project that was active in the 70's and 80's said on Coast to Coast that he saw Obama on Mars in the 80's on one of his missions there.... yeah woo-woo alarms go off... until... the White House issued a statement via Wired saying the CIA did NOT send Obama to Mars in the 80's... meaning... it's fraking true.