Why my week has sucked

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Woke up Monday with 0 strength. Managed to get to edge of bed and fell out. I literally couldn't move. Took 6 firefighters to get me off floor. I have muscle strength back now after a ton of potassium orally and via IV, my potassium level was 2.2 and normal is like 4.4, my heart should have stopped beating. Kept me all day Monday and until about 5pm Tuesday, wasn't allowed to get up at all. They took blood 17 times and want me to come back for more over the following weeks "profound weakness with severe hypokalemia suspected due to hypokalemic periodic paralysis". Basically if I want to avoid attacks for the rest of my life... low-carb and no heavy exercise.

We made love like a pair of black wizards

Two kings, both depraved at heart,
On the battlefield, where we lay our scene,
From inspired hate break to fevered war,
Where their kingdoms burn around them.
From the fatal loins of these dark foes,
Two wicked wizards seek their little death,
Whose copulation spawns an end,
That with it’s completion,
Brings utter destruction,
Is now the two hours pleasure,
The which, if your lustful eyes spy,
What here shall miss, their coition shall strive to mend.

Heh inspired by a conversation with Ariel Stewart in which it was said "Well, Of Montreal has some of my favorite unique lyrics. For example, my favorite sex simile ever is when they say, “We made love like a pair of black wizards.” How bomb is that?! Haha."