Scared straight
Caught your kids sneaking alcohol? Make them watch Jersey Shore and scare them out of drinking for life... Ronnie's anal bleeding is sobering.
Cabs are here!
Ronnie, still don't know what to get Sam for Valentine's Day? How about a new boyfriend...
How to please a woman
What's the easiest way to put a smile on a girl's face? Draw one on the duct tape.
Management
Boss riding your back? Ride his daughter!
Chuck Lorre
Chuck Lorre thank you for last night's story on Big Bang Theory, your crib comment might have found me a new visitor to my blog :)
Oh yeah?
I may be a broken toy, but you are a Chinese crib factory that uses lead paint.
The cow
The cow goes gobblegobblegobble
Dodge Dealerships
Anyone know someone that works at a Dodge dealership that will program and cut some keys for me that I DIDN'T BUY THERE? I don't want to pay 70 bucks a key, when I can get 2 for 20 bucks shipped on eBay with the chips in them and uncut. That way I only have to pay the reprogramming fee.
My mom...
So my mom just asked me "what's sodomy again" my reply "in the butt" now Samwell is stuck in my head.