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1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression?
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. When's the last time you saw me?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

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I'm bored... all of town is out having fun in their yards and walking around but me... and I don't know how to get ahold of the people I know that are out having fun... and I told them I doubted I would feel like doing anything after work but I do, I want to go do something, and I have no fucking idea how to get ahold of them.. as I said, another lonely weekend at home.
Oh well off to the couch to fall asleep watching one of the Indiana Jones movies.

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Well so far the weekend is looking pretty fucking shitty. Don't get to go to the movies tonight becasue my brother is going to be at work till about 2am... which makes like the 3rd weekend in a row no going to the movies (which sucks since we go every single weekend)... I'm starting to think no one is going to walk around tonight which sucks even more... tomorrow I get to work all evening... sunday can't go to the movies because of the race crowd... monday I get to work during the ONLY marathon thats on tv that I want to see... yeah I might as well just go fucking hang myself from the rafter in the garage I do my pull-ups from... yup sounds like a plan.

So...

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So, yeah I don't update anymore... not like that many people read. Anyway, got a new air filter for my truck today, runs a lot better now... I didn't realize how fucked up the other one was in just shy of a year's time. However, I noticed something very very very depressing... there are now 50 million new rust spots in the bed of my truck and one place where there is a brand new hole... you know what has done it? The god damn birds and their shit/piss combination. I realized the entire bed is plastered in bird shit. That bed is going to be beyond all repair before summer is over... and as tacky as it sounds, and how bad it is for the value of the truck and its clasic-ness, I am more than likely going to have a bed liner put down. Of course I'll have to patch the few holes, so they can spray (yes I'm going spray on, even worse for the trucks value) the liner down. It'll ruin any chance of re-selling it as a classic, but you know... sometimes shit has to hapen. Somehow I'll get it to work with the look of the truck when I rod it out. If ever do that is, everday I realize what I once saw as a gem is turning into a pile of crap as I notice more rust spots. Its discouraging because I know jack shit about body-repair, and despite my attempts to save up for another vehicle that I can drive daily so I can start work on the truck... something always comes up and causes the car fund to nearly cease to exist. I just don't know anymore, I need to say to hell with it, put a spray on liner it it... save almost every damn dime I can untill next february or march, and just buy a new, not a used-new, but a manufacuter-new vehicle. This is just the icing on the bitter cake of life. I also still can't find anyone to spend my time with as either a friend or more, work says I'm full time but this week and next they are working me very little (10 hous this week, only 20 next). I just don't know. I don't know at all.
Depressfully Yours,
-волк

Anagrams

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Here are some of my favorite anagrams.
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Schoolmaster = The classroom
Elvis = Lives
Western Union = No Wire Unsent
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Listen = Silent
Santa = Satan
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
Astronomers = No more stars
The eyes = They see
Conversation = They rant on
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em
Mr. Mojo risin' = Jim Morrison (from the Doors song, "L.A. Woman")
The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant Work in Street, Partly Underneath
Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!
Funeral = Real Fun
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it
The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future
Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
The Detectives = Detect Thieves
The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim
A Gentleman = Elegant Man
Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
New York Times = Monkeys Write
David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV
Howard Stern = Retard Shown
Information Superhighway = Hi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!
Why shouldn't America go re-elect President Clinton in Ninety-Six? = He has a prime or cunning tendency to wildly solicit Internet sex.
Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the universe. (by Vonnegut) =
A masquerade can cover a sense of what is real to deceive us; to be unjaded and not lost, we must, then, determine truth
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.(from hamlet) =
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten ( I shit you not that is an anagram, no letters were added or removed. check it for yousrelf... shakespeare probably did that shit on purpose)

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May 19th is national gas boycott day. With gas prices on the rise, something must be done to send a message to the gas companies. If no one in America buys gas on the 19th the gas companies will lose an estimated $45 MILLION dollars! If you're not happy with paying over $2.00/gallon please do not buy gas on May 19th. Please re-post this so that it will be able to reach as many people across the country as possible.

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Well that car(the firebird)... well yeah it has 1350 in the window... the lady CONFIRMED one thousand three hundred fifty to me on the phone... I go to take her a holding fee today and she's changed the price to 13,500 (which is the damn cost of the car brand fucking new) and she said "oh I changed my mind and I'm charging full value for it now". So yeah, I'm not getting it... I'm not about to pay fucking as much as it'd cost brand new. Rain on my fucking parade as usual

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Well that car(the firebird)... well yeah it has 1350 in the window... the lady CONFIRMED one thousand three hundred fifty to me on the phone... I go to take her a holding fee today and she's changed the price to 13,500 (which is the damn cost of the car brand fucking new) and she said "oh I changed my mind and I'm charging full value for it now". So yeah, I'm not getting it... I'm not about to pay fucking as much as it'd cost brand new. Rain on my fucking parade as usual

Da update, da update, whut whut da update.

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Alright, spent last saturday evening with someone from my past, it was so nice spending time with them and getting to hang out with them, even if it was only for a brief amount of time. Lets see, work is going fine, sure I come home with a wicked cut every few days but ehh not that I mind. Still single damnit *nods*. Am I either A. no longer single or B. a millionaire yet?

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Van Helsing is deffinately worth seeing, I haven't talked much about Lowes but I love it, it's a fun job... lots of nice people who are real, not all fake and what not. I don't mind working full time either, actually I enjoy it. I'm keeping my truck, I've fallen in love with it again, in a month or two I'll be buying a second vehicle so I can start working on the truck... first thing will be replace the 4 pieces that have substantial rust, then sand it down and prime it and get it painted by mid summer. All I need to do now is find a girl to have on my arm/by my side and life will be grand.