Gender Interpretations...

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Gender Interpretations...
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing ball without a cup.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)n.
female: The sharing of thoughts & feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys
BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
male: The organ of mooning and farting.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes
TASTE (tayst) v.
female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.
male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.

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Ryan Mercer: I have a sad story about irc
CathJ20: the one i went to was called ChatCity
Ryan Mercer: the very first server I was ever on
Ryan Mercer: I used to use the nick Romeo
CathJ20: crazy
Ryan Mercer: one day this girl... came into the channel I was in
Ryan Mercer: as Juliet
Ryan Mercer: we became good friends right off
Ryan Mercer: talked a lot... emailed a lot
Ryan Mercer: shared addresses
Ryan Mercer: but never names
Ryan Mercer: i wrote her a few letters
Ryan Mercer: she got them all
Ryan Mercer: I have 1 letter
Ryan Mercer: its a small halmark green envelope... yellow stationary...
Ryan Mercer: to romeo... from jliet...
Ryan Mercer: on the front
Ryan Mercer: to my romeo
Ryan Mercer: with a heart and a :-)
CathJ20: aww
Ryan Mercer: and an arrow pointing to a cupid christmas stamp
Ryan Mercer: open it up
Ryan Mercer: on the statinoary on the backf... a snail... with 3 envelopes about is shell...
Ryan Mercer: says snail mail
Ryan Mercer: to *
Ryan Mercer: and another envelope drawin
Ryan Mercer: open it up
Ryan Mercer: Dearest Romeo:
Ryan Mercer: How are thou? Mine heart dust jump for joy, for we have found eac other at last! I thank thee for chatting with me. I hope we shall be friends for eternity. By thine way, I love whenst thow talks this way it suits thee very well. I shall await for thow's next letter, fair-thee-well mine dearest Romeo.
Ryan Mercer: With love eternaly, juliet
Ryan Mercer: p.s. Happy thanksgivin
Ryan Mercer: thanksgiving
Ryan Mercer: that was in 1996
Ryan Mercer: shortly after that irc server closed
Ryan Mercer: and my email program messed up
Ryan Mercer: lost her email
Ryan Mercer: and I didn't have internet for about a month which means we lost the email addie we had
Ryan Mercer: never again a letter
Ryan Mercer: just an address
Ryan Mercer: its all I have
Ryan Mercer: an addres... a worn out envelope and note
Ryan Mercer: that I read a lot
Ryan Mercer: and it goes everywhere with me
Ryan Mercer: heh
Ryan Mercer: I'm such a loser
CathJ20: you didn't have a return address?
Ryan Mercer: I have it yes...
Ryan Mercer: but I fear now... she has moved most likely
Ryan Mercer: this was 7 years ago
CathJ20: why didn't you send something back then?
Ryan Mercer: I've found the phone number online for the neighbor
Ryan Mercer: never can find one for this address though
Ryan Mercer: so all I have is 45858 picadilly street
Ryan Mercer: lancaster ca, 93534
Ryan Mercer: and the nick Juliet
Ryan Mercer: i've wanted to write for year.s.. just to see if she even remembers me you know... heh...
Ryan Mercer: but I can't... who do I address it to
CathJ20: yeah
Ryan Mercer: "the girl who lived there in 1996 and was called Juliet on IRC"
CathJ20: Juliet
CathJ20: hehe
Ryan Mercer: I mean... what if its different people
Ryan Mercer: they'll think I'm a whack job
Ryan Mercer: wait I am
Ryan Mercer: for still having this
CathJ20: well then nothing would happen
Ryan Mercer: heh
Ryan Mercer: ehh I dunno I'll just carry it the rest of my life... heh.. *shrugs* as a memory from when I was 11
Ryan Mercer: I remember the day it came to
Ryan Mercer: I was paranoid that parents would beat me to the mail
CathJ20: oh
Ryan Mercer: so my f'in uncle stops by that day
Ryan Mercer: brings the mail in
Ryan Mercer: says "oooh juliet to romeo... ryan has a crush"
CathJ20: aww
Ryan Mercer: I remember the time the smells the lighting... everything... the weather... the moonphase... heh
Ryan Mercer: I felt like a god among men
Ryan Mercer: here I am 11 years old
Ryan Mercer: getting a letter from someone on the opposite side of the coutnry
Ryan Mercer: heh
Ryan Mercer: sappy, no?
CathJ20: not really

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SEPULTRA'S NEW ALBUM COMES OUT THE 26th!!!!
Their new cd "Roorback" will also have the "Revolusongs" cd in limited release, so let people know to pick it up as soon as it hits stores!!! They do some amazing covers of "Mountain Song" by Jane's Addiction, "Bullet The Blue Sky" by U2 as well covers of Public Enemy, Massive Attack and others.
and check out their site at http://www.sepultura.com.br

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Abe Messiah
Liberty, this is our destiny
Liberty,this is our destiny
As long as we're keeping our dignity
As long as we're keeping our pride
We can all build a new history
We can all build a new history
Feeling like something has set me free
Knowing I belong in the tribe
I believe you and I
That together we're the guiding light
Abe Messiah eeya
I'll be here for you night and day
Abe Messiah eeya
Ohoo just look this way
I can dream, my heart is telling me
I can dream, my heart is telling me
I have seen this world of love and peace
I have breathed the air of life
We've arrived and can do anything
We've arrived and can do everything
Now is the time for us to celebrate
Now is the time to be alive
I believe you and I
That together we're the guiding light
Abe Messiah eeya
I'll be here for you night and day
Abe messiah eeya
Ohoo just look this way

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I cant stop
You lift me up you bring me down
I twist and turn you spin me round
Oh you got me
You take me high when I am low
You give me space and room to grow
Oh you got me
I can´t stop thinking about you
The things you say and the the thing you do
As long as I live i´ll be there for you
I´ve no doubt cause are love is true
You hold me near when I´m away
And every night and every day
Oh I want you
Without you there the sun don´t shine
The stars don´t glow and nothing rhymes
Oh I want you
I can´t stop thinking about you
The things you say and the the thing you do
As long as I live I´ll be there for you
I´ve no doubt cause are love is true
You give me a reason to survive
You wake me up I feel alive
Oh you got me

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I cant stop
You lift me up you bring me down
I twist and turn you spin me round
Oh you got me
You take me high when I am low
You give me space and room to grow
Oh you got me
I can´t stop thinking about you
The things you say and the the thing you do
As long as I live i´ll be there for you
I´ve no doubt cause are love is true
You hold me near when I´m away
And every night and every day
Oh I want you
Without you there the sun don´t shine
The stars don´t glow and nothing rhymes
Oh I want you
I can´t stop thinking about you
The things you say and the the thing you do
As long as I live I´ll be there for you
I´ve no doubt cause are love is true
You give me a reason to survive
You wake me up I feel alive
Oh you got me

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I wanna make you the right one
Don't wanna be lonely
Smile, cos you know we're getting on
I wanna make you my bright onw
Why be a stranger when we know
We belong, yeh we belong
Waiting for you has taken all my life
Such a long time, I went out of my mind
Eh Oh A Ba De Oh
A Be De Oh Na Na Na Na Na Na
I need you to be on my side
The one and only reason
It's good to be alive
I need you to be in my sight
I wanna be with you
Feeling everything will be alright
Waiting for you has taken all my life
Such a long time I went out of my mind
Eh Oh A Ba De Oh
A Be De Oh Na Na Na Na Na Na

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this shark attack is funny... this guy is standing in the water and he's a skark expert and he says "As long as we stand still the sharkes won't attack, they won't even notice us" and like a few seconds later the camera crew right next to him catches this shark dart for him and just chomp into his legs... heh... thats funny... the whole thing is on shark week tomorrow on discovery channel

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this shark attack is funny... this guy is standing in the water and he's a skark expert and he says "As long as we stand still the sharkes won't attack, they won't even notice us" and like a few seconds later the camera crew right next to him catches this shark dart for him and just chomp into his legs... heh... thats funny... the whole thing is on shark week tomorrow on discovery channel

Awesome.

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This is great, both Schwarzenegger and larry flynt are running for californa governor... dudes... Schwarzenegge will win... and he'll get a bill passed so he can run for president (since he wasn't born an american, and people who aren't born american can not be president) anyway he'll geta bill passed that'll let him run... and be president... just like Demolition Man told us!!!

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There is a 95% chance that starting in october I'll be working on my Associate's of Business Administration, with a minor of Information Systems. *nods* Only thing that will keep me out is if I can not get enough financial aid and loans to pay for it... which shouldn't be a problem *nods*. It's also an accelorated degree program, meaning I'll have my degree in 13 months... so In november of 2004... instead of in october of 2007 heh...