I'm going to..

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I have a way to sue pepsi... I'm going to pump like a quart of blue food coloring down my throat... without getting it on my throat or tounge... so use like fish tubing... and then drunk a bottle of pepsi blue... and go for a piss test... or go to pepsi and ask to speek to a manager... and like whip it out and piss in a ucp infront of him and say I drink a lot of pepsi blue... and now I piss blue... and see what people do... someone said "I shouldn't drink 3 quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test" and it gave me the idea... heh.

*cries*

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Хмм ... жизнь начинал смотреть лучше там некоторое время. Я не знаю об этом больше хотя. Я грустен и угнетен снова. Я нуждаюсь в ком - то, чтобы любить меня ..., я нуждаюсь в серьезной подруге ..., я также нуждаюсь в некотором поле(сексе) ..., который заставит меня чувствовать немного лучше ... чем серьезный существенным, другое желание завершает это и заставляет меня чувствовать действующим(живым) снова ... о хорошо ..., первого июня я буду на моем пути к зендик ..., который будет делать мой стоящий жизни, живущий снова ... не, мы только сидим и ждем в течение того дня. And on a differnt note... I was talking to some guy on the phone just now... and he had me listening to this funny thing and they were having a "your mommas so fat" battle on the show or whatever it was and one of them was "your momma's so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of george washingtons nose"

*sighs*

in
I should have been alive to fight in nam... I could have had a match grade M-14 equipped with a Redfield 3X-9X daylight scope sight and the then state of the art Automatic Ranging Telescope (ART) mount, the Sionics silencer and an ANPVS-2 Night Vision Device. This was accurate to 900 meters. Coulda dropped a donut into a cup of coffee half a mile away... I could have had nearly a 1000 confirmed kills

*sighs*

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I should have been alive to fight in nam... I could have had a match grade M-14 equipped with a Redfield 3X-9X daylight scope sight and the then state of the art Automatic Ranging Telescope (ART) mount, the Sionics silencer and an ANPVS-2 Night Vision Device. This was accurate to 900 meters. Coulda dropped a donut into a cup of coffee half a mile away... I could have had nearly a 1000 confirmed kills

I just recieved the perfect thign.

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I"m really nervous today... and will be really bad tomorrow... most of you know why... the rest I"ll tell later... well to help settle my nerves... I recieved a letter today... from someone... who means a lot to me... an awful lot... she knows who she is... and she needs to not put her looks down so much, although, they don't really matter. Her letter is exactly what I needed to calm my nerves a little... I love you Brandi... Thanks... :) I've only every recieved one letter from someone else before... one letter that was from someone I cared about... and I've hung onto it for years... well yours will never get lost or misplaced... :) Thank you again... I hope you are fealing better.

This is important

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This is to anyone that can get me a number to call Nikki Lanpher at... past few months I haven't been able to sleep because I keep thinking about how I was a dick and how I never got a chance to apologize. So anyone that can get me a number to reach out so I can apologize and be able to sleep in peace will be greatly rewarded. If you even think you can get it, try and get it for me. Thanks.

Ahh..

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Ahh, beginning of a new week... I need to go work on getting a job today and tomorrow... and every day untill I get one. Um, hmm... classes start the 23rd... Gonna be fun I guess... um. No good movies out... acept for Two Towers, well there are plenty of good flics out... I've just seen all of them... which leaves me with a shitty bunch to watch... I need someone to go see two towers with me... my brother won't and I don't like going to movies alone. *nods* Теперь на к российской части дня. Позвольте нам видеть здесь... Белые Полосы, Мертвые листья(отпуска) и грязное основание(земля) включены. Это - хорошо песня, напоминает мне о мамах и паппас ... ум. Позволяет видят, здесь, что я действительно должен иметь некоторый пол(секс), и я действительно должен найти кого - то, кто будет любить меня и будет заботиться обо мне. *nods* я только нуждаюсь в приличной подруге, ад, я соглашусь на тот это суки 24/7.

Кто - то пожалуйста помогите мне!

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Я одинок. Я рогатый. Я грустен. Я отчаянный. Я только нуждаюсь в ком - то. Я нуждаюсь в ком - то, чтобы тратить(провести) мою жизнь с этим, или по крайней мере часть этого. Я нуждаюсь в ком - то, чтобы любить меня столько, сколько я любю их. Я нуждаюсь в ком - то, чтобы заботиться обо мне. Я нуждаюсь в ком - то, чтобы проводить(держать) и содержаться. Я нуждаюсь в некоторых друзьях. Я нуждаюсь в любителе(возлюбленном). Я нуждаюсь живой. Я также нуждаюсь в полностью занятой работе. Я нуждаюсь в ужасной партии, но если Вы думаете об этом ... еверион еще имеет большой процент от этих вещей уже, однако, я не делаю.

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I feel bad, I asked mom to get me a new electric shaver for christmas... but I asked her thi slike 3 months before christmas... so I started to grow a beard and thought... ahh I'll give it a go... so I let it grow... come christmas one of my few presents is the new braun self cleaning razor (like 140$) and 2 cleaning refill kits (10$ each, 2 months supply each)... now she wants me to use it once to make sure it works and keep it till I "grow out of wanting a beard" which I don't think is going to happen... I've got a good inch of beard and I like it... so I dunno if I take it back... or if I hang on to it... but really it all depends on where I get a job in the next week and their policy on facial hair. A lot of the places I want to work won't even allow sideburns, facial hair, piercings on men... so I dunno... have any input?
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I feel bad, I asked mom to get me a new electric shaver for christmas... but I asked her thi slike 3 months before christmas... so I started to grow a beard and thought... ahh I'll give it a go... so I let it grow... come christmas one of my few presents is the new braun self cleaning razor (like 140$) and 2 cleaning refill kits (10$ each, 2 months supply each)... now she wants me to use it once to make sure it works and keep it till I "grow out of wanting a beard" which I don't think is going to happen... I've got a good inch of beard and I like it... so I dunno if I take it back... or if I hang on to it... but really it all depends on where I get a job in the next week and their policy on facial hair. A lot of the places I want to work won't even allow sideburns, facial hair, piercings on men... so I dunno... have any input?