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Anyone who isn't doing anything Friday night...

NINJAPALOOZA!
Announcing: NINJAPALOOZA 2005:
The Official Jeremy Jones Benefit/DVD-Release Party

Friday, May 6 2005
7pm - Midnight

U.B. Ballroom
408 S. Locust St.
Greencastle, IN
46135

Comedians! Films! Rockin' bands! And one homeless, cross-dressing ninja professor...

Line-up includes:
7pm-9pm: The Comedy:
Stand-up Acts by:
- Michel Martin Del Campos
- That funny guy named Dave
- Some other really funny people!

- The early embarassing films of Jeremy Jones, with special guest appearance by Captain Justice!

9pm-Midnight: The bands!

THE HEART ATTACKS

SILVER IN DECEMBER

JAY GATSBY AND THE RUMRUNNERS

Tentative possibility: Special improv show by Indy-based professional improv troupe, ComedySportZ!

Admission is FREE FREE FREE, but donations are welcome

This is also your only chance to order Jeremy's 4-disc DVD

ALL Donations are welcome, but every donation of $15 or more gets a free copy of the 4-disc Jeremy Jones DVD Collection!

DVD Set includes:
- Early embarassing footage from 1995-2005
- Jeremy's first zombie film
- Captain Dingo's Day at the Races
- Jeremy's college art films
- Jeremy's Elimidate appearance
- Drag Ball 2000 footage
- DePauw Senior Film 2004
- Lots of added easter eggs and bonus features!


WHY SHOULD YOU COME?
- Trained attack pandas are waiting outside your door
- You really want the DVD
- There's awesome bands playing!
- You love Jeremy?
- Jeremy needs $250 to repair his truck.
- Jeremy needs way more than that to get his DVDs mass-produced.
- The University has been screwing Jeremy over all year with little pay and no benefits
- It's your chance to stick it to the man!
- You can support a ninja-fied cause

For more info, call 1-317-748-3619 or e-mail thelonehamster@gmail.com or you can reach me via the usual methods