Choose no life. Choose 1337ness. Choose no career. Choose no friends. Choose a fucking big graphics card, choose cd-burners that burn 25 cds an hour, Linux, Amd chips and Quake III. Choose nmap, back orifice and sub7. Choose no Sleep, red bull and goat pr0n. Choose dirty jeans and an NTK t-shirt. Chosoe a modded case for your PC in a range of fucking finishes. Choose Slashdot and wonder why the fuck all you do all morning is hit refresh. Choose hanging out on #linux talking to your other spirit-crushingly 14m3 friends about how evil Bill Gates is whilst secretly using mIRC. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, in a cell with a guy named Bubba, just another trophy in an RIAA/MPAA/DMCA inspired war on piracy. Choose your future. Choose 1337-ness!