Analogies by high school students
Cheap razors and blades!!!
Tired of overpaying for razors/blades at the drugstore? I currently get a 6 blade razor with 3 refills a month for 9$ (shipping/handling included) shipped straight to my house. They also have a twin blade unit with 5 cartridges a month for 1$ (shipping not included) and a 4 blade model with 4 cartriges a month for 6$ a month SHIPPED!
That's better than Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium!!!
While I currently use the 6-blade, I did find that the 2-blade was easier to get under my nose with, but I still recommend the 6-blade!!!
Nom
Nom. Absolutely yummy. Ricotta, Mozzarella, Asiago, Parmesan and Romano. Sure I got carried away with the sauce but hahah.
Seriously?
Are you serious? Do you really need a receiver at your desk at work?
Twinkies
Am I the only one that has never had a twinkie thus don't really care that they are gone?
The Whovian Prayer
Our time lord who art in TARDIS
The Doctor be thy name
The Silence come and demons run
On Earth as it was in Gallifrey
Save us this day from the Weeping Angels
And prevent Cybermen from upgrading all of us
As we prevent Sontarans from conquering the planet
Lead us not into the Vasha Nerada
But Deliver us from Daleks
For thine is the TARDIS, the bow ties, and the fezzes, forever and ever
Allons Y
English to German
I slept with your sister. I messed up. But I still love you. Can we move past this?
Bitte?
My veins
Left and right arms respectively after the past few days in the hopsital and what not. Backs of my hands are equally as messed up but don't photograph well because of the darker skin and hair on them.
The deeper you stick it in your vein
The deeper the thoughts, there's no more pain
I'm in heaven, I'm a god
I'm everywhere, I feel so hot
It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict maybe that's a lie