Hermit
I'm really starting to think moving to a remote cave and isolating myself from the rest of mankind to be a hermit till the end of my days is my only option.
Yummy
Yum mocha, sausage burrito, fish oil burps.
Zombie Jesus?
A lot of people joke Jesus is a zombie because he rose today. That's disrespectful. He's a lich, because he can do magic.
Toddler falls from balcony, caught by stranger
Now that's a miracle. Just... period. Now, my question is... why was the child in a position to be able to fall?
(CBS/AP)
ORLANDO, Fla. - A concerned citizen who spotted a toddler clinging to a fourth-floor balcony of an Orlando-area hotel managed to catch the child, who was not injured.
Orange County Sheriff's spokeswoman Denise Rollins said "it was a miracle" the 2-year-old girl, Jah-Nea Myles, wasn't injured in the fall, which happened about 9:15 p.m. at the Econo Lodge on International Drive in Orlando, reports CBS affiliate WKMG.
Helen Beard, a tourist from England, was at the pool and saw the child hanging from the the fourth-floor railing and caught her as she fell, deputies told WKMG. Beard said it appeared that the girl slipped through a railing lining the walkway of the balcony, according to deputies.
See the rest HERE
"Poor me," thought the self-pitying man, cleaning his teapot with a sponge. "Pour me," thought the teapot. "Porous," thought the sponge.
4-20
Happy birthday to Adolf Hitler... "You're dead and the Jews run the world."
Too bad she's not a time lord
Sad day for me. Elisabeth Sladen died of cancer. *sniff* No more Sarah Jane Smith.
Governor Mitch Daniels Signs “Parking Lot 2.0” Bill Into Law!
Governor Mitch Daniels Signs “Parking Lot 2.0” Bill Into Law!
On April 15, Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels signed into law Senate Enrolled Act 411, a parking lot/employee protection reform also known as the “Parking Lot 2.0” bill.
Authored by state Senator and NRA Board Member Johnny Nugent (R-43) and co-authored by state Senator Jim Tomes (R-49), this employee protection expansion legislation prevents workplace discrimination for those employees who exercise their Second Amendment rights before and after work. Under the new law, businesses and employers are barred from requiring employees to disclose information about their private firearm ownership habits, what firearms or ammunition they own or transport in their vehicle, as well as prohibiting forced vehicle searches and the registration of employee firearm serial numbers.
This follow-up bill to last year’s parking lot/employee protection battle sailed through the state Senate and House of Representatives without serious opposition. It passed the state Senate by a 38 to 10 vote, while the state House overwhelmingly approved the bill by an 80 to 17 vote.
The “Parking Lot 2.0” bill was sponsored in the Indiana House by state Representative Sean Eberhart (R-57) and cosponsored by state Representatives Woody Burton (R-58) and David Cheatham (R-69).
The law goes into effect on July 1.
This alert is posted at: www.nraila.org/Legislation/Read.aspx?ID=6645
He's got a gu... umbrella!
Police called after man seen with rifle at mall... turns out it was an umbrella. Idiots.
Man with umbrella causes rifle scare in Mass. mall
BURLINGTON, Mass. -- A report of a man with a rifle inside a Nordstrom department store triggered a massive police response and the evacuation of a mall near Boston on Tuesday, but the man turned out to be carrying only an umbrella.
The Burlington Mall was evacuated and closed for more than two hours as a police SWAT team wearing body armor and carrying shields searched for an armed man.
Police had received five calls about a short white man with a gray shirt and a backpack who walked in a bathroom carrying what appeared to be a rifle, Burlington Police Chief Michael Kent said at a news conference. Around 40 local, state and federal officers went to the mall after police received the first call just after 10 a.m., he said. See the rest HERE