Weather
It's so deceptive outside. Like a passable pre-op tranny.
Radiation
So they are freaking out because they are detecting iodine-131 in Massachusetts and the Carolinas… and the ‘nuclear experts’ are screaming it’s from Fukushima… um yeah, or the very common thing we create lots of in this country that is far more radioactive than nuclear waste… what’s that substance you ask? COAL ASH.
Cheese
A car today costs as much per pound, as bad cheese… the kind Regan gave away.
Weekend movie numbers
1. "Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules," $24.4 million.
2. "Sucker Punch," $19 million.
3. "Limitless," $15.2 million.
4. "The Lincoln Lawyer," $11 million.
5. "Rango," $9.8 million.
6. "Battle: Los Angeles," $7.6 million.
7. "Paul," $7.5 million.
8. "Red Riding Hood," $4.3 million.
9. "The Adjustment Bureau," $4.2 million.
10. "Mars Needs Moms!", $2.2 million.
Miss you dad.
Lois Lane
Amy Adams is Lois Lane. I love her but as Lois? Yuck.
Kindle
Devices like the kindle are the greatest invention since sex
Bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word. A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word. Papa oom mow mow papa oom mow mow.
Birthday
Stay tuned, I'm changing the day and month of my birthday. I mean, if Jesus can do it why can't I?