Pigs From Angry Birds Spotted In Japan

I wish I was manly enough to kick Jason statham's ass.I mean, nothing against him, I love him.I just think it would be cool to be that manly

Mad at Bones

I'm mad at the writers of Bones for having Booth wash down the first dose of a course of antibiotics to prevent/eradicate him possibly having hemorrhagic fever with a beer. Come on seriously, take a minute to check your script for common sense.

Ke$ha gets ugly

I'm talkin gravy on potatoes-toes
tryin to squeeze into my clothes-clothes
Ice cream in a waffle cone-cone

 

A true friend will aspirate blood from the corpus cavernosum when recreational use of chlorpromazine gives you priapism.

Nasty

Ewww dog just shoved her snout into my mouth while I was talking to her. Gross. Worse that's the most action I've had on a very long time.

Attention. You have one week till my birthday. I will accept an iPad 2, laser diodes, and/or SSD's

Breakfast Club

If The Breakfast Club were to meet today, it’d be at Denny’s and they’d get the senior discount.

2,200 died in Japan. 225,000 died in Indonesia and Thailand Tsunami in 2004. Seemingly the difference is planning and engineering.