He will be missed

Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Twinkie the Kid, Captain Crunch and many others.

The graveside was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was still considered a roll model for millions.

Toward the end it was thought he'd raise once again, but he was no tart.

Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

US firm launches new Tiger Blood energy drink inspired by Charlie Sheen

The same people that made my blood energy drink, have now launched Tiger Blood

 

 

Harcos Laboratories has launched its new “energy shot” called Bi-Winning Tiger Blood.Sheen's recent impassioned outbursts about his strength and mental prowess have inspired the red-coloured drink, which according to the company’s website is “made from 100 per cent passion specifically to make your brain fire in a way that's not from this particular terrestrial realm”.

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And here I thought I was clever with