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I WANT ONE

“No longer can the enemy shoot at American forces, then hide behind something,” said Brig. Gen. Peter Fuller of Program Executive Office Soldier. “We’re going to reach out and touch you.”
“This is a revolutionary weapon. This is a game-changer,” he added.
The XM25 has a target acquisition system that calculates range with the push of a button. The data is transferred to an electronic fuse, enabling the 25mm round to explode over the target and rain shell fragments on the enemy.
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Hilarious Obituary
Childers, Mary N.
February 14, 2011
Mary N. Childers 76 years old passed away at home with friends at her bedside. Born in Booneville, Mississippi, to Ruby and Olga (Barns) Ricks. Mary was preceded in death by Stanley Childers and her son, Jimmy. Mary worked at Cardinal Mailing, Holly Oak Club, Dungeon, Hilltop Tavern, Butches Tavern, Trouble Shooters for the AW, Ritter Inn, was Den Mother for the Outlaws Motorcycle Club and the Owner and CEO of the F@#$ing Fudge Factory and Cannery. She was an avid bowler and gardener, treasurer and secretary of the South Bradley Crime Watch, and the Godmother of the South Bradley Women's Mob. She will be missed by her bookie the only bookie who made house calls, keeping her neighborhood in line and always clean as she headed up the neighborhood clean up. She is survived by her wife, June Stahl of 28 years. After Elvis left the building he moved to her basement and was holding court. Visitation will be held Tuesday, February 15, 2011 from 4:00 p.m. until 8:00 p.m. Shirley Brothers Irving Hill Chapel, 5377 E. Washington St. with funeral services to be held on Wednesday at 11:00 a.m. Mary loved and honored all who entered her life. She was able to let people know what was expected and to help all to be successful.
Go read it over at the Indy Star if you don't believe me...
http://www2.indystar.com/cgi-bin/obituaries/index.php?action=show&id=125590
Sunny and 64F out and I'm stick inside! Damn.
Pennsic
Well, they are letting us put in for our next fiscal year's vacation March 1st... so first couple weeks of March I should know if I can make it to Pennsic. Cross your fingers and sacrifice some virgins!
Idiot drivers.
First a schoolbus blows through a stop sign taking a 90 degree turn doing at least 15mph 10ft in front of me requiring me to exercise all 100% of my tactical driving skills.
2 miles later douchebag in front of me is all over his lane... why you ask? Changing an infants diaper, while driving, on the dashboard. 911 called on both, both license plates reported.
Want to surprise your Valentine with flowers at her job? Wait until she gets done stripping on the stage first.
SAD
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