Want to surprise your Valentine with flowers at her job? Wait until she gets done stripping on the stage first.
SAD
Happy SAD, Single's Awareness Day, check out the top 10 rejected Valentine's Day Cards
Happy birthday
Thousands to unknowingly celebrate their final birthday today.
Edgar Rice Burroughs
Edgar Rice Burroughs, I wish you were alive to see your GREATEST work being turned into a film, screw Tarzan he's lame. John Carter!!!!
John Carter of Mars
Princpial photography is done on John Carter of Mars, they are in digital principal photography for rest of the year, then March 2012 release! 79 years in the making, maybe now we can get good, non-custom job, Jetan sets! I AM SO EXCITED!!!
Scared straight
Caught your kids sneaking alcohol? Make them watch Jersey Shore and scare them out of drinking for life... Ronnie's anal bleeding is sobering.
Cabs are here!
Ronnie, still don't know what to get Sam for Valentine's Day? How about a new boyfriend...