Ahem

Why give a diamond when you can give the family jewels

Dishwashers

"When I ask my wife if the dishwater is clean or dirty, if she say’s dirty then I question her as to why she hasn’t taken a shower that day." brought to you by the year 1950

Moobs

So, my moobs are about an a-cup instead of a c-cup now. WOOHOO!

Give the family jewels

CBS had a PSA that just said "Want to get your girl something for valentines day? Give yourself a testicular exam. Why give a diamond when you can give the family jewels" WHAT THE FRACK

Thanks pops

Just spent about an hour talking to my second dad, ahh that made the week better. :) Thanks Tristan.

More ice

Looking ahead

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than look back.

Generation Y women losing 'female' skills such as cooking, ironing and sewing

This is quite true...

• Gender roles now being forgotten
• Life too fast and busy for DIY skills
• Generation Y less able than others

BASIC "female" skills are becoming endangered with fewer young women able to iron a shirt, cook a roast chicken or hem a skirt.

Just as more modern men are unable to complete traditional male tasks, new research shows Generation Y women can't do the chores their mothers and grandmothers did daily, reported The Courier-Mail.

Only 51 per cent of women aged under 30 can cook a roast compared with 82 per cent of baby boomers. See the rest HERE