I really need a co-worker to stop telling me to ask another (not single) co-worker out every day. *grumble/sigh*
"The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.” -Morrie Schwartz
Cookies
Sex is like a Chinese dinner, it's not over till you both get your cookie.
My Package
Line to use on the USPS/UPS/FedEx carrier of the opposite sex "I caught you staring at my package"
Never Regret... If its Good, its wonderful. If its Bad, its a Experience.
Miracles can't always be seen with the eyes, but must be felt with the heart.
Ladies, be careful of what you say. Because one word, one sentence, one statement can keep a guy up thinking for days.
Don't know what to name your daughter? Go to a strip club and learn what NOT to name her.
