Cookies
Sex is like a Chinese dinner, it's not over till you both get your cookie.
My Package
Line to use on the USPS/UPS/FedEx carrier of the opposite sex "I caught you staring at my package"
Never Regret... If its Good, its wonderful. If its Bad, its a Experience.
Miracles can't always be seen with the eyes, but must be felt with the heart.
Ladies, be careful of what you say. Because one word, one sentence, one statement can keep a guy up thinking for days.
Don't know what to name your daughter? Go to a strip club and learn what NOT to name her.
Get laid with twitter
Want to use Twitter to get you laid? Start an account with the usersname @iTreatWomenGood and tweet sayings from Hallmark cards.
