Dating

Someone play matchmaker for me. I'm a nice guy and you people know it... and those of you that know me outside of work know I'm quiet and shy... Problem is I'm not the most attractive thing that chases 10'a when I'm like a 2 and 10's won't give me the time of day, let alone the time I need to open up.

I finally tried snorting coke, but how do you stop the ice cubes from going up your nose??

Do you think the NASA helmets are reflective, so when an alien comes up to you and looks into your face, he sees himself and runs away because of the ugly thing looking back at him?

Few inches of snow on the ground and this lady at work has stiletto boots on.

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Turns out Julian Assange is a scapegoat, he's just their public face of wikileaks... it's well documented that Chinese dissidents FUNDED AND TRAINED BY THE CIA are the actual backers/founders of wikileaks. Soros also is fist deep in wikileaks. Doh! Now how do you feel about it being treason, it's not treason.. it's big brother pulling the wool over our heads.

Thinking about that someone special? Put your pants back on, you're in Starbucks.

Έρως, φέρτε μου την σφοδρή επιθυμία του μια όμορφη γυναίκα και μόνο.

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