I finally tried snorting coke, but how do you stop the ice cubes from going up your nose??

Do you think the NASA helmets are reflective, so when an alien comes up to you and looks into your face, he sees himself and runs away because of the ugly thing looking back at him?

Few inches of snow on the ground and this lady at work has stiletto boots on.

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Turns out Julian Assange is a scapegoat, he's just their public face of wikileaks... it's well documented that Chinese dissidents FUNDED AND TRAINED BY THE CIA are the actual backers/founders of wikileaks. Soros also is fist deep in wikileaks. Doh! Now how do you feel about it being treason, it's not treason.. it's big brother pulling the wool over our heads.

Thinking about that someone special? Put your pants back on, you're in Starbucks.

Έρως, φέρτε μου την σφοδρή επιθυμία του μια όμορφη γυναίκα και μόνο.

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Screw you Cardinal Fintess

Screw Cardinal Fitness... my debit card was fraudulently used a few weeks ago, they tried charging it for my gym membership on 11-20, and of course it didn't go through and they've already sent me to collections... they didn't like try calling me, didn't say jack... they tacked on a 15$ insufficient funds fee (you mean, my card was declined, becuase it was stolen?) and handed it off to some collections agency... my membership was due the 20th of November, automatically taken out of my account... been a member since the spring, never been late once... here it is 6th of December and they've handed me off to a collection agency becuase my card didn't call through. Screw them, I'll find a new gym!