What is true love? Having morning sex doggystyle to avoid morning breath.
Holy Hot Batwoman, Batman!

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Potentinal Ancient Canals Found
Heard about this on coast to coast, this guy really stumbled upon something... either impressive natural formations, or evidence of a pretty advanced and fairly large forgotten American civilization(s) Check the site out http://www.ancientcanalbuilders.com/

"Can't see London, can't see France unless we see your underpants" -TSA
She apologized tonight for last year... guess I finally have some closure.
Women and Turkey
How is a woman like a turkey? You start with the breast, then eat what's between the legs until they're down to bone.

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Save Time
Don't have the time to call everyone and wish them a happy Thanksgiving? Send a mass text saying "Merry New Thanksmas Year"
Stuxnet = Skynet
Stuxnet = Skynet