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    Emerson

    Chuck Lorre #350

    The boy who farted laughing gas, eschewed pretentious poses. He thought those who called him vulgar, had boogers in their noses. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

     

    I say maybe Waldo Geraldo Faldo... or maybe just the guy that brought down Charlie Sheen.

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    You stole this from The Big Bang Theory's end credits.

    September 22, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterblah

    And Chuck stole it from Emerson.

    September 22, 2011 | Registered CommenterRyan

    Actually, on the Big Bang Theory's end credits, it said, "boogers in their noses." Not "on their noses."

    Just to be precise, ya know...

    September 23, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterard.vrk

    I seriously doubt that this is a real Emerson quote.

    September 23, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGeri Monsen

    Actually... I'm pretty sure it said "on their noses"

    September 23, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterrobert

    I have the poem 'Chuck Lorre Productions #350' frozen on the tv right now. It says *exactly* --

    The boy who farted laughing gas,
    eschewed pretentious poses.
    He thought hose who called him vulgar,
    had boogers in their noses.

    So, it's 'vulgar,' not 'bulgar' (I'm not even sure that's a real word, other than bulgar wheat), and it's 'in their noses' not 'on'. So, are we all clear on that? And searching the quote along with Emerson's name got exactly one hit -- this page. I can definitively state this is NOT an Emerson quote.

    September 23, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLila2004

    And just to prove that even I'm not above a typo, it's 'those' not 'hose'. <sigh>

    September 23, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLila2004

    "Here I sit, broken-hearted
    paid my pence, but only farted"
    -William Shakespeare

    See? That PROVES there were pay toilets in Shakespeare's time :)

    September 23, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterRay

    Hahaha

    September 23, 2011 | Registered CommenterRyan

    Here I sit, all broken hearted.
    Paid my nickle to sit and shit,
    Sat, and only farted.

    June 26, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJojo Jones

    Haha

    June 26, 2012 | Registered CommenterRyan

    Here I sit broken hearted, paid a dime and only farted
    Second time I took a chance, Saved my dime and shit my pants

    There we all go !!!

    October 30, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterWho Really Cares

    Those who write on Facebook walls
    Roll their sh** in little balls.
    Those who read these words of wit
    Eat these little balls of sh**.

    March 2, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

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