Ryan's Thoughts

Wow... bad stuff went down in Big Love monday...

Wow... bad stuff went down in Big Love monday...

Wow... bad stuff went down in Big Love monday...

Wow... bad stuff went down in Big Love monday...

haha so I've watched 58 of the 110 episodes of Alias since Thursday evening... and I turn the tv on and it is on TNT and it's an alias marathon... *runs away screaming*

haha so I've watched 58 of the 110 episodes of Alias since Thursday evening... and I turn the tv on and it is on TNT and it's an alias marathon... *runs away screaming*

haha so I've watched 58 of the 110 episodes of Alias since Thursday evening... and I turn the tv on and it is on TNT and it's an alias marathon... *runs away screaming*

Igor the ogre likes to catch fish... he went to the pond with his club and a dish... he watched the fish swim around and around he caught all he could and took them back to town.

Igor the ogre likes to catch fish... he went to the pond with his club and a dish... he watched the fish swim around and around he caught all he could and took them back to town.

Igor the ogre likes to catch fish... he went to the pond with his club and a dish... he watched the fish swim around and around he caught all he could and took them back to town.

Igor the ogre likes to catch fish... he went to the pond with his club and a dish... he watched the fish swim around and around he caught all he could and took them back to town.

Well the interview appears to have gone well... I hope I get hired... this is week 7 of unemployment.

Well the interview appears to have gone well... I hope I get hired... this is week 7 of unemployment.

Well the interview appears to have gone well... I hope I get hired... this is week 7 of unemployment.

So mom KNOWS I have an interviw today... so what does she do... parks as close behind me as she can then leaves with her boyfriend... so I can't get my truck out... so I call his cell and ask her whens he'll be home that I have an interview so she replies "You'll just have to back around me" well... I didn't think I could... but after about 15 minutes of back and forward back and forward I finally got around her... however I totally destroyed one of mom's hostas... so I call her and say "I got out, but one of your hostas is crushed" and she just starts raising hell calling me a 'stupid asshole, god damn bastard' and about 5 minutes more of profanities directed at me... when she KNEW I had an interview... because when her boyfriend came over he got the dog barking and mom said "be quiet ryan is still asleep he has an interview today" so then she puts the dog out and leaves... then later tells me to back around her, but gets pissed when I tell her I crushed one of her hostas.
*sighs*

So mom KNOWS I have an interviw today... so what does she do... parks as close behind me as she can then leaves with her boyfriend... so I can't get my truck out... so I call his cell and ask her whens he'll be home that I have an interview so she replies "You'll just have to back around me" well... I didn't think I could... but after about 15 minutes of back and forward back and forward I finally got around her... however I totally destroyed one of mom's hostas... so I call her and say "I got out, but one of your hostas is crushed" and she just starts raising hell calling me a 'stupid asshole, god damn bastard' and about 5 minutes more of profanities directed at me... when she KNEW I had an interview... because when her boyfriend came over he got the dog barking and mom said "be quiet ryan is still asleep he has an interview today" so then she puts the dog out and leaves... then later tells me to back around her, but gets pissed when I tell her I crushed one of her hostas.
*sighs*

So mom KNOWS I have an interviw today... so what does she do... parks as close behind me as she can then leaves with her boyfriend... so I can't get my truck out... so I call his cell and ask her whens he'll be home that I have an interview so she replies "You'll just have to back around me" well... I didn't think I could... but after about 15 minutes of back and forward back and forward I finally got around her... however I totally destroyed one of mom's hostas... so I call her and say "I got out, but one of your hostas is crushed" and she just starts raising hell calling me a 'stupid asshole, god damn bastard' and about 5 minutes more of profanities directed at me... when she KNEW I had an interview... because when her boyfriend came over he got the dog barking and mom said "be quiet ryan is still asleep he has an interview today" so then she puts the dog out and leaves... then later tells me to back around her, but gets pissed when I tell her I crushed one of her hostas.
*sighs*

So mom KNOWS I have an interviw today... so what does she do... parks as close behind me as she can then leaves with her boyfriend... so I can't get my truck out... so I call his cell and ask her whens he'll be home that I have an interview so she replies "You'll just have to back around me" well... I didn't think I could... but after about 15 minutes of back and forward back and forward I finally got around her... however I totally destroyed one of mom's hostas... so I call her and say "I got out, but one of your hostas is crushed" and she just starts raising hell calling me a 'stupid asshole, god damn bastard' and about 5 minutes more of profanities directed at me... when she KNEW I had an interview... because when her boyfriend came over he got the dog barking and mom said "be quiet ryan is still asleep he has an interview today" so then she puts the dog out and leaves... then later tells me to back around her, but gets pissed when I tell her I crushed one of her hostas.
*sighs*

30 episodes of Alias in 4 days... 80 to go.

30 episodes of Alias in 4 days... 80 to go.